Last night I came home from work at 8.
I went to the gym, lifted heavy things and ran in place.
Then I came home and demanded my wife help buzz off most of my hair.
I’m not really sure why I did this but it feels good and I only sort of look like a crazy person. I may grow a beard to complete the crazy person look. Possibly get sunglasses and white hoody to upgrade to Unibomber level.
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Posted by Joseph
I always feel vulgar saying “I have to piss.” But saying “I have to pee” seems girly and not something a “man” would do. When I say “pee” I feel like I have slipped up in some way, like I have just been caught wearing womens shoes.
Of course then there are those who feel that any acknowledgment of the bodily functions are disgraceful. While I dont agree that taking a leak is in some way a private humiliation it does circumvent my declaration of gender while going to the bathroom by keeping quiet about it. But then I dont want anyone to think I am squeamish about the whole thing which brings me right back to saying “I have to piss” on a regular basis.
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